What if I get an oil in my eye?

Q: AHHHHH!!!!!  I just got essential oils in my eye (or other sensitive part that is causing burning)!  What do I do!?!?

A: No worries, friend!  Grab your nearest carrier oil (coconut, olive, sesame, jojoba) or if you can’t find it use vegetable oil, butter, milk, Crisco, etc.  Grab some kind of fat and slather it ALL in your eye!!!  It will stop the burning pronto. (No essential oils in your eyes and ears!)